The Official Web Site for Cruise Elroy's Hot Sauce

Cruise Elroy's Grab You by the Lips and Throw You on the Floor Hot Sauce

is personally manufactured by the Cruise Man in his family owned and operated hot sauce labs deep in beneath the street of Downer's Grove, Illinois!

Since his 1991 Graduation from the College of DuPage, where he received his Associates Degree in Business and Marketing and an 8th degree Black Belt in Sauceology, Cruise Elroy has been hard at work creating and packaging the awesomest, hottest, sauciest awesome hot sauce ever designed, and with the help of the greatest cook he ever met... Mama Elroy herself!

Available for home use and sold at several family restaurants, skate shops, and gaming supply stores across Chicagoland's Western Suburbs - everyone who tries it agrees:

Cruise Elroy's Grab You by the Lips and Throw You on the Floor Hot Sauce

is DIARRHIFFIC!

To Purchase Cruise Elroy's GYBTLATYOTF Hot Sauce

by the bottle or by the case, e-mail cruiseelroy@hotmail.com!